Quotes to (maybe not) live by
A collection of quotes that, not always sound in advice or logic, have brought me insight and/or laughs
"I am a designer, not a fucking screwdriver."
"If it's too loud, you're too old."
—Joe Mantegna (Airheads, 1994)
"You'll have to speak louder, I'm wearing a towel."
—Homer J. Simpson
"Offense wins games; defense wins championships."
—Coaches who like to win